Catch Me If You Can't

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Normal flirting:Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me:If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
— 3 weeks ago with 47169 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

my mom: it’s okay that you didn’t get tickets, it’s just a band.
me:
me:
me:
my mom: there will be other concerts in the future.
me:
me:
my mom: are you still alive

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— 1 month ago with 11995 notes
My brain during the day:Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night:I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
— 1 month ago with 103696 notes