
(Source: katsegarr)
| Normal flirting: | Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet. |
| Me: | If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato. |
my mom: it’s okay that you didn’t get tickets, it’s just a band.
me:
me:
me:
my mom: there will be other concerts in the future.
me:
me:
my mom: are you still alive
(Source: vashappeninstyles, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
| My brain during the day: | Potato, potato, ching chong tomato |
| My brain at night: | I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life. |